Since Britain can’t get on the sun’s schedule more than once a measly month, going abroad in the summer is a Big Deal here. Preferably to places with sun, pools, and German tourists to be outraged by. So opening the doors and letting the British public go abroad looks like a measure of success to a government overwhelmed by the bad pandemic choices it’s made,
So the government made a list of countries Britons could visit safely, then it opened the doors and it said, “Have fun, kiddies. Don’t get sunburned.”
Of course they got sunburned. They’re British.
So far, so good, but Spain went and had a spike of Covid cases and Britain’s announced that anyone coming home from Spain will have to isolate themselves for fourteen days. That did three things: It made the government look like it was protecting us; it made the tourists already in Spain, along with the travel and aviation industries, furious; and it encouraged people who’d planned to go to Spain to cancel their plans.
Spain was and is (predictably, given how much of its economy depends on tourism) mad enough to spit tacks. The spikes, it said–
Okay, it didn’t say. Countries don’t really talk. The spikes, its spokefolks said, are regional. Travelers who’ve been visiting spikeless parts of Spain shouldn’t be quarantined. Heroically resisting any urge to be catty, Spain’s prime minister pointed out that most of the country has a lower infection rate than the U.K.
“It would be safer to be in [parts of Spain] than in the United Kingdom,” he said.
If I’m reading the tea leaves correctly, Spain’s also implying that the spike is at least in part a result of increased testing, which catches asymptomatic cases–something the UK would do well to look for.
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Except that, stop the press, Britain’s been giving this quarantine business some thought and you know what? We might just cut it from fourteen days to ten. Because we’ve got, you know, testing. And we could use that, couldn’t we, to see if people are carrying the virus?
Why, yes we could.
Could we have thought of this earlier? Possibly, but we didn’t take the time.
We’ll get back to you about this ASAP. As soon as we know what our plans really are.
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Figuring out what it means that a country has a certain number of cases is, genuinely, a problem. If you test more–and that’s still the best way to control the virus–you find more cases. If you find more cases, you look like the thing’s gone out of control, although what it may mean is that you’re getting it under control. If, being a headline-based government, you resist the urge to test more, the thing really is likely to get–or stay–out of control, and that doesn’t look good either.
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One thing Britain hasn’t bungled is its work on medical responses to the coronavirus. The UK Recovery Trial is conducting randomized tests on a variety of medicines you can’t pronounce– and neither can I in case I made you feel bad for a moment there.
They started work when Wuhan’s lockdown meant that Chinese researchers had so few enough cases to work with that drug trials came to a halt, and with the virus clearly headed for Britain they worked at high speed, taking nine days to do work that would normally take nine months, from drafting protocols to enrolling patients.
Large trials need more patients than any single hospital can supply, and the existence of the National Health Service made it easy for them to enroll patients from multiple hospitals. Even better, the UK’s high death rates meant that at the beginning they had plenty of available cases.
Every cloud has a silver lining, not to mention a cough and a fever. And sometimes a headache.
To date, they’ve shown that neither hydroxychloroquine or a combination of two drugs used for HIV help with the virus but that the steroid dexamethasone does. They’re currently testing an antibiotic called azithromycin; an antibody called tocilizumab, and convalescent plasma–blood plasma from people who’ve recovered from the disease.
I can pronounce convalescent plasma. Forget the rest of them.
The bad news is that because fewer people are being hospitalized in Britain (yes, every silver lining has a cloud as well), they have a smaller group of patients to recruit from, so research is moving more slowly.
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The New York Times has been tracking Covid-related medical trials. One that’s been in the news lately is work on monoclonal antibodies, which is satisfyingly easy to type.
These are, more or less, a designer form of convalescent plasma. Instead of taking the whole range of a recovering patient’s antibodies, some of which will be as irrelevant to Covid as my photos are to my posts, they isolate the ones that look most potent, then replicate them synthetically and inject them into a patient.
Safety trials–the earliest stage of testing–have only just started.
The Times also has a vaccine tracker if you want to take a look. Their Covid coverage isn’t behind a paywall.
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Can we abandon both the virus and the UK for a minute? A Texas state legislator, Jonathan Stickland, read a report about the Pentagon having an Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon Task Force and felt the need to tweet, “IF aliens are real, salvation through Jesus Christ is the only way they enter Heaven.”
And you’re telling us this why, Jon? In case they read Twitter? In case their sat-navs (in American, those are their GPSs) aren’t working?
It does raise the question of whether, if Christian beliefs (pick any strand you like) are correct, other planets couldn’t expect to get their own saviours or would have to ride on ours. And whether they’d be prone to different evils, which for the sake of simplicity I’ll agree to call sins.
Interplanetary theology is going to be complicated.
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Want your feelgood story of the day? A family made up of parents, kids, and a huge honkin’ St. Bernard dog named (well, of course) Daisy climbed Scafell Pike–England’s highest mountain–and Daisy collapsed and couldn’t walk down.
Daisy weighs 8 stone 9 pounds, or to put that in European, 55 kilos. Or in American, 121.25 pounds. You might be happy to carry that much weight down a mountain if it was neatly bundled into a backpack, but you’d struggle to even pick it up if it was distributed into the shape of a large, floppy dog.
The family called the Mountain Rescue Team, and two hours later a team of sixteen appeared, carrying a stretcher but not the cask of–was it supposed to be rum that St. Bernards carried around their necks when they were the ones doing mountain rescue? Or was that brandy?
It took the team five hours to carry her down.
A long-time rescue team member said, “The team rescues canine casualties around a dozen times every year but this was the first time a St Bernard breed has been rescued by the team.
“Some might ask: ‘why rescue a dog?’ but our mission is to save life and alleviate distress. You can’t leave a dog on a mountain.”
C’mon, admit it, you tough old thing: You feel better, don’t you?
Time will tell, but kind of think, and due to the law of averages, Boris may well have got it right with this? Let’s stay at home and eat!
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It goes against the grain to agree with him on anything, but he might be. Although if they’d given it three minutes’ thought, they’d have known this was a possibility and said, “Yes, travel, but it’s at your own risk.”
Sorry to be slow in responding. You were in the spam folder, along with ads for amoxycillan (thanks, but I’m allergic), porn (ditto), and easily 100 comments that asked, mysteriously, “Muchas gracias. ?Como puedo iniciar sesion?”
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Thanks for finding me – you may well find a couple more comments too, though not worth the irritation of going through all the ‘Muchas gracias…’ nonsense to get to them, I assure you!
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Muchas gracias, pero I went through the whole mess and only found four of yours, plus a couple of others. And a bunch of stuff in the Cyrillic alphabet. Wouldn’t you think that if you were spamming someone you’d want to work in the alphabet they use?
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I guess it’s your click they want, not your understanding… bit like politicians and ticks when it comes to voting.
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Your click–and then your money.
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It’s 11:37 pm here in California and I needed a happy tale that might lead to sweet dreams and the rescue of the St Bernard is perfect. Also thanks for the discussion of interplanetary theology. I guess this Texas guy wanted to make the rules clear before any of our alien visitors show up. Actually I see a lot of that from people I’ve struck up conversations with in markets or just out and about before covid times. It isn’t long before they seek to find out if you line up with their sky pilot viewpoints. We’ve got the Mars 2020 mission going on Thursday. Maybe it will spot some incoming aliens on their way to a theological conference at the Alamo.
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I heard on the news the Mars mission is going to toss a bit of Martian rock that landed on Earth back onto Mars. For reasons that escaped me. Maybe it has some sort of theological significance and that’s why I didn’t get it.
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See, there’s no reason Coca-Cola and all can’t have all the bottles and plastic they make and pollute the planet with back if we have the technology to just take one pebble 225 million miles back to the planet where it came from.
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That’s true. But if it’s as expensive per bottle as it has been per pebble, it’s probably not the best method.
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“Why rescue a dog?” Are you daft? This is England! They might hesitate to rescue those who should have known better, were French, or Maggie Thatcher—especially if the cricket or an important footie match was on. But a DOG? That mountain rescue team probably RAN up Scafell Pike.
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And came down slowly and with great care.
Daisy looks like a real sweetheart. And I don’t want to be the person who has to pick her up and get her in the tub for a bath, never mind carry her down a mountain.
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Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon? UAP doesn’t seem to have the same heft to it as UFO. Maybe Jon thought it stood for Unidentified Alien Pagans. I have suggested SISTOPS (Something In The Sky Trivial Or Potentially Scary) but no-one’s got back to me yet.
Re better testing discovering more cases, we may have the wrong end of the stick up the nose. https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/07/28/trump-suggests-closing-hospitals-to-reduce-covid-deaths/ This is satire of course but the satirists are clearly struggling to outdo reality these days.
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Yeah, reality’s been hard on satirists lately. How many of us can go it one better?
In my official capacity as Nobody in Particular, I’m going to back your SISTOPS proposal. If I can only manage to remember it.
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I suspect that if you’re a mountain rescue person, it’s easier to get a dog off the mountain than it is a human being, This particular story will keep them going in pubs for years to come.
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You’re probably right. I couldn’t get my mind past how awkwardly distributed all that weight is, but once it’s on a stretcher, It’s just weight. The only problem would be her not warning the people carrying her when she decided to shift around.
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If I were carrying 8 stone of dog down a mountain on a stretcher, I’d sedate it.
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Very wise. Maybe that’s why she looked so relaxed. I think you might want to do that even for a shih tzu, so it didn’t decide, halfway down, to jump off because it was feeling better, thanks.
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Loved the desperate spinning by everyone involved when they discovered that a Cabinet MP was actually on holiday in Spain himself at the time they made the quarantining announcements, which rather made a mess of the ‘we have a plan’ message.
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Sadly, the best thing to do these days is stay home and get ones Vitamin D with a sun lamp. We can kid ourselves only so long before the reality settles in that there is a pandemic raging, that there will be inconveniences as long as it continues, that it will continue longer if we try to live our lives as if there isn’t a pandemic raging!
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I know, I know. So far, Cornwall has relatively few (known) cases, although with the wave of tourists breaking over our heads it’s hard to know how long that’ll be true. Between the low numbers and the appearance of normal life resuming, I’m finding it hard to hold onto any sanity about this.
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Interplanetary theology…. now, that’s something I’d like to hear more about hahah.
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I predict it’s going to get very complicated very quickly.
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I don’t think we need worry about the aliens, I’m thinking they probably won’t be back after the fiasco in Egypt.
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Did I miss something? They landed in Egypt? And here’s me, not knowing a word of the language.
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You’re welcome !
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Oh, hell yes, that proves it. And explains all of human history, except for that bit about why they don’t come back and sort this mes sort for us.
Thank you.
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They are waiting for a dramatic musical soundtrack.
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If we all pool our skills–and our lack of skills–I’m sure we can come up with something.
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How much did it cost to rescue a dog? Good Gawd, this country’s far too soft!
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I don’t know, but the family did make a donation to Mountain Rescue.
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Oh my god that Texan I wonder if he shouldn’t be I don’t know given some sort of medication? LOL and did you hear trumps by the helicopter rant from today today here anyway tomorrow there sounds like he’s really in that shit land very scary
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I missed the rant. That may keep me from having to hit the medication (which in my case generally involved chocolate). It is getting scary out there, though. Even without the rant, I caught that much.
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“Work that would normally take nine months” being done in nine weeks ? That sounds like a boon to women – so of course (at least in the US) the GOP will sue to stop it.
And our Dear Leader has been screaming for weeks that if we just stopped testing, there would be no new cases. So we are dismayed to find the idea is spreading (like the virus) around the world.
Aliens ?? According to some “doctors” that Trump retweeted, scientists are making vaccines from alien DNA; STDs are transmitted by dreaming you are having sex with demons and/or witches; there is a new innoculation to protect you from religion (wonder what his evangelical fans thought of THAT one).
Heinrich Kramer, famous author of the Maleus Maleficarum, was not available for comment.
Hurrah for Daisy and the Mountain Rescue Team ! We hope she is recovering !
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I saw Daisy on the TV news and she seemed as relaxed and happy as possible. I saw something about the doctor. I’m still reeling. I’m not as relaxed as Daisy, sadly.
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I do feel better. Thank you.
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It works. Sometimes.
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I can honestly say that the issue of how aliens achieve salvation has never occurred to me before :-) . Can’t think why not!
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Indeed. How, or whether, or if they feel any need of it at all. The more we think about this, the messier it gets.
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I wonder if the adulation has gone to Daisy’s head? Maybe that’s a human thing. Great story! Thanks, Ellen, for posting. Cheryl
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She has a huge head already and should be able to contain anything that flows in with no damage.
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Of course, I am going to ask, is Daisy better now?
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She seemed to be. The evening news showed her in the garden with the family looking like the most gigantic stuffed toy ever. But those big breeds do have a lot of joint problems.
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I bet they do! Poor pedigree inbred pooches, I bet the original versions of the dogs were healthier!
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I’m sure they were. And smaller. I saw pictures of the earlier English bulldog compared to the current one. The changes were striking–and pointless.
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German Tui cancelled all flights to Spanish islands. It’s bad again, though it was never really good to start with.
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I did hear a scientist (no idea who) on the radio news saying there really shouldn’t be any unnecessary travel anyway. I expect he’s right. I think the idea was driven more by economics than public health.
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