The Divorce Diet is a novel dedicated to every woman who ever walked away from a relationship. Or a diet.
Abigail, an inspired cook and stay-at-home mother, decides to repair the problems in her marriage with a diet book for herself and an elaborate birthday dinner for her husband. But over dinner her husband announces that the whole marriage thing just doesn’t work for him. Reeling, she packs up her baby, her cookbooks, and her single estate extra virgin olive oil and moves in with her parents while she looks for work and child care.
Floundering in this life she didn’t choose, she turns for guidance and emotional support to the internalized voice of her diet book, and it becomes her invisible guru. While she struggles to reconcile the joy she takes in cooking with the book’s joyless and increasingly bizarre recipes and her native good sense with its advice, she works her way from one underpaid job to the next, eats everything but what her diet book recommends, and swears to get her life in order before her daughter’s old enough to create long-term memories.
Her diet book has promised to help her become the person she wants to be, but it’s only when she strikes out on her own that she figures out who that is.
Advance Praise for The Divorce Diet
A funny, touching, wry, sophisticated, appealing–oh, you know all those adjectives. But Ellen Hawley’s Divorce Diet actually deserves them. Food and love and loss and resilience –and a terrific narrative playfulness–are Hawley’s recipe for a slyly entertaining and heartening novel. Daniel Menaker, author of The Treatment
I’m not dieting or divorcing and yet I found The Divorce Diet to be enchanting and engaging. Newly single mom Abigail finds revenge, redemption and reinvention in the kitchen, not to mention a second chance at life, love and self-esteem. Memo to readers: Don’t read this before bedtime. You’ll be up all night. Michele Morris, author of Paper Girls
Any reader who has ever experienced the loss of love will find much to identify with in The Divorce Diet. It was heartening to watch the narrator slowly come back to life after being abandoned with a small child and no job. Ellen Hawley writes wry and poignant prose that keeps you laughing and reading well after your bedtime. Lisa Alther, author of Blood Feud
Broken-hearted? Need to drop a few pounds? Well, the recipes in The Divorce Diet won’t do a thing for your waistline, but the infectious good laughs in this wonderfully funny novel will leave you, if not thinner, a whole lot happier and in love with its beaten-down but determined heroine. With all the pluck of Helen Fielding’s Bridget Jones and sardonic good humor of Lorrie Moore, Ellen Hawley serves us a treat of a novel. Read it and you too will have a deliciously good time. David Haynes, author of A Star in the Face of the Sky
Revenge is sweet. Reinventing yourself after getting knocked down by a cheating husband and creating a whole new life filled with recipes, an imaginary guru, and a food column is even sweeter. Loved the whole book. Cathy Lamb, Julia’s Chocolates
A sweet and realistic story about how the smallest of comforts can provide the greatest abundance and joy. Margaret Dilloway, author of Sisters of Heart and Snow
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OK…I’m sold! I’m reading your book. Maggie’s review was awesome. The unlikely pair divorce and diet, in the title, intriguing! Your humor has already helped me “go with the wry, silly, sardonic, over the top thoughts” in writing. Thanks!
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Fantastic! Both that you want to read the book and that I’ve helped you go with over-the-top thoughts when you write. That makes me feel great.
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Funny how that happens…sometimes making light of serious, emotion-packed events sell the reader. They need to have an up after the down!
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True.
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Ellen, I mentioned your book on the post, Maggie’s 500th Blog Follower, but I wanted to say more about you and your book. That just wasn’t the place. I’d like to write up a blog post about you, as you, the first writer that “put humor” into writing that made sense. After reading some of your posts, I thought I can do that too! Is that OK? I could take some info from About and refer readers to your blog. I know you have your own marketing in place, so I’ll understand if this is a no thank you!
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I’d love it, I’m flattered, and it would be very helpful. If you’d like me to contribute anything in the way of backstory, answers to questions, any of that, I’d be happy to do it.
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Ellen, I have no idea how the message ended up in two places. Must be a very persistent message! Wonder if I’ve confused Mr. Waiting Moderation?
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I have no idea. Don’t you love the technology we all have at out tapping little fingertips and so thoroughly (at least in my case) don’t understand?
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Okay, I have to come clean on the double message. The left and right sides of the brain got into a tussle. As an aside, creative thinking uses the whole brain not just the right side! And they work in harmony most of the time. But, there can be glitches when it comes to basic communication. So, the detailed left brain was bent on checking to see if the message was still there, and it had disappeared. The right brain told the left brain, I feel we should wait, I saw the awaiting moderation message when you sent the first message. It should come back sometime. You know the rest of the story. Left brain in its analytical, detailed thought ignored that. As far as it saw, it disappeared forever, and fast as lightening it typed another message! Right brain is embarrassed about that and apologizes.
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That puts “the right hand knows not what the left hand is doing” (which I’m sure I’m misquoting) in the shade!
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I’ve left both a marriage and a diet. Looks like a great book!Will be ordering for a friend as a gift! http://lilypupslife.wordpress.com/
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Hope she (I assume it’s for a she) likes it.
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I didn’t see a direct reblog button so I shared your post on my site! :)
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Thanks. I’ll see if I can’t figure out where it got to and what sort of bribe it wants before it comes back.
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Nice book :)
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Congrats on the book, I got walked out on does that count? My diet consisted of not eating and losing 25 pounds in one month. All better now though I look forward to reading this. Congrats once again!
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The novel’s main character pretty much gets walked out on as well. And she loses weight the same way you did–not eating. And by ignoring every bit of advice her diet book offers. The going theory is that when your relationship ends, you either gain weight or lose it, but no one stays the same.
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Very true
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I am intrigued as I have experienced both myself… the divorce being much worse than the diet however. Have to go out and eat a delicious over the top meal before I explore further… just in case the message is to always eat proper portion sizes! Cheryl
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The message–well, it’s a novel, so I hate to think about boiling it down to a message, but if I had to I’d say it’s to laugh as much as possible. And to love food.
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Thanks. Even more intrigued now. Sounds like a perfect book for a lot of people I know. :)
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I promise not to argue with that. And going out to eat first, just in case? Right in the spirit of the book.
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I was reminded of a novel I read “P.S. , I Love You” which came into my life after my husband died. It was eerie to read about a widow going through the painful process of recovering from the loss of a loved one at a time when I was going through the same. Your work sounds like it would be equally moving and even humorous about a difficult subject matter.
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Thanks. I hope you’re right but none of us can really judge our own work. That was, at least, the intent.
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This sounds like a brilliant read. I am on diet, but I love to cook, and the insipid recipes I have to make, with their unhappy ingredients, make my culinary creativity shed a little tear.
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Sounds like it’ll be right up your alley. Have you ever actually tasted nonfat salad dressing? It should be sold with the motor oil.
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No, I haven’t had the joy. All I’m allowed is balsamic vinegar. That’s it. No olive oil. What a way to ruin something nice!? I’m not even supposed to add salt. That’s where I drew the line though. I need SOMETHING to cling to.
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It might be worth taking at least a long sniff of the nonfat dressing. It’ll make balsamic vinegar feel like a feast.
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Hahahhaahhahahaahahhahaha! I’m sold.
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Hi Ellen, good luck from Ellen to Ellen I have a back log as I’m proof reading at the moment but intend to read this and your cover looks good. 😇
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Thanks, EllenB. As you may well know, there’s a sort of tradition among writers: We all expect to hate our covers. So far I’ve been lucky–three books and I either like or don’t hate the covers on all of them. When my first one was working its way toward publication, the publisher called and invited me to drop by and look at the cover. (I lived in the same city.) I said yes, yes, and thought, the hell I will. If I’m going to hate it, I don’t want to first see it when I have to smile and say, That’s nice. (I’m usually more direct than that, but they caught me by surprise.) So they sent it to me and I loved it. And with the next publisher, I discovered that I could kick up a fuss if I truly hated the cover. I did hate the first version and, bless their small-publisher hearts, they changed it.
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I long for the day that I am offered a pants cover… But I know the day will come.
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If it is, pitch a polite but emphatic fit. They may well listen to you.
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It is now on my list. I look forward to reading it. :)
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Thanks. That’s really nice to hear.
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This is going on my reading list now. Too bad you haven’t tweeted anything ever. I mentioned you on Twitter as author of the book, but people who check you out won’t find much on your profile.
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I do tweet occasionally–not much, I admit, but a little. You really didn’t find anything?
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I actually went on a diet after my divorce and gave up red meat. I lost so much weight that I almost disappeared. Lol! :)
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At some point when I was writing the book, I ran into some research that said almost everyone either gains or loses weight during a divorce.
Or maybe that only applied to women. It’s been a while.
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I’m a cheapo and have just joined the Audible for the sole reason to get your audiobook for free. I KNOWW!! I’m terrible. Listening now. The second free audiobook I got was Jeanette Winterson’s. Just so you know, the company you keep. :)
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Great company–you included.
The woman who recorded it got in touch to say she’d really enjoyed doing it, which was nice. Listeneing to it was a strange experience for me. I’ve always heard the words in my head, in my voice, and here was this very different voice. In spite of that, I thought she was good.
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I must admit this is my first audiobook. I’m such a visual person. However, it’s highly practical. I needed some time to slide into it and her way but now it’s fine. I’ll continue and finish it during the week when I’m alone. Good to know she loved doing it.
I’m not a fan of diets but still keep landing on them for some reason. Great to see those recipes included. Will keep away from that self-cleaning one though. :D
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Very wise.
I really enjoyed writing those recipes–especially the insane ones.
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I loved it. I did not detect a British accent and I am good at that.
I loved the humor and the cynicism and the food. Great read.
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That’s really good to hear. Thank you.
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