A study says there’s no evidence that Covid’s passed on by what researchers so delicately describe as fecal-oral transmission.
Tell me I don’t need to translate that for you.
Diarrhea can be a Covid symptom, and testing sewage is a way to track the presence of Covid and its variants in a community. And toilets really do send up a plume of aerosols when you flush them (unless there’s a lid and you close it–and sit on it to make sure it doesn’t open spontaneously and facilitate a jailbreak). But even so, there’s no evidence that a toilet’s to blame for anyone having caught the virus.
It sounds like the only danger public toilets present is if they’re unventilated: You’ll be sharing air with other people. But then you would in a store. Or a workplace.
Food is also looking like an unlikely way to transmit the disease. Several things work against Covid being transmitted by food. It can’t multiply there–it needs to be inside a host. It hates heat (although it likes cold). And it’s unlikely to survive in any place as acidic as the stomach.
People whose Covid infections take the form of digestive problems probably didn’t get it from anything they ate. It’s a question of whether the virus turned right or left once it got into their bodies by way of the nose or mouth.

Irrelevant photo: A cheery yellow flower to take your mind off toilets. This is a lesser celandine–one of the year’s early flowers.
To keep Covid out of our digestive tracts, we might borrow Britain’s idea way of foiling the German invasion they were afraid would happen in World War II: They took down all the road signs and railroad station signs. If Germany really had invaded, its soldiers would still be wandering around Cornwall and wondering if they were in Pityme or Splatt.
Yes, both towns are real.
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Last summer, a cluster of England’s beaches were mobbed by people who’d traveled from elsewhere for a day out. And we’re using elsewhere as a code word for anyone who in the middle of a pandemic isn’t welcome wherever here happens to be. The news was full of photos of people packed so close together that they looked like their heads were popping out of each other’s pockets.
Some of that, presumably, was the magical foreshortening that comes from using a telephoto lense, but never mind that. There were still a lot of people.
We all talked about the photos. We tutted. We battened down the hatches–whatever that involves–and waited for the local outbreaks to hit.
We, you understand, means anyone who didn’t take a day off to go to the beach. Plus anyone who lived locally and could get to the beach without a day trip. Speaking as a lives-locally myself, we have a yes-no relationship with visitors. The economy depends on them. And it’s awfully nice when they’re not around. Especially during a pandemic.
But the outbreak never came–not from the beaches. Admittedly, the test and trace system here is beyond useless, but still. According to Dr. Muge Cevik, a lecturer in infectious diseases and medical virology, “We have known for some time that only about 10% of transmission events are linked to outdoor activities. Even those events generally involve either prolonged close contact or a mixture of indoor and outdoor time.”
The message, basically, is that the important places for transmission are indoors.
Long Covid
A Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study tells us (and of course no one else; we’re their special friends) that 35% of people with mild Covid don’t get back to their earlier state of health within two to three weeks. That’s counting from when the symptoms started. That may not sound as scary as it is. It can go on for a hell of a lot longer than two or three weeks and may mean they can’t go back to work, can’t get back to what used to be normal life, can’t walk to the corner and back.
That 35% isn’t just the old and the disabled. It includes previously healthy 18- to 34-year-olds: 20% of them end up in the category. And 33% of people who had Covid but weren’t hospitalized (I think at this point we’ve included people who had moderate Covid, not just mild) still have symptoms up to three months later.
How are we supposed to read “up to” in this context?
Beats me.
How does that compare with the flu?
Only 10% of people who catch the flu are sick after two weeks days. But if you’re determined to catch the flu as a way to avoid Covid, you should understand that (1) it’s not an either/or choice; you’re more than welcome to catch both, and (B) at least in Britain just now, the flu is hard to catch. Lockdown’s turning it into an endangered species. Or maybe that’s Brexit–it’s still wrestling with the customs forms. Either way, the stores are finding it hard to keep in stock.
The better news is that long Covid is starting to get attention from researchers, doctors, and scientists. And opera singers.
The cost of Covid
The planet’s lost an estimated 20.5 million years of life to Covid. That works out to an average of 16 years of life per death.
Pubs and an end to lockdown
Is there a safe way for pubs to reopen?
A British study from the last time they opened up leaves me skeptical. At least until you find a way to keep drinkers first from getting drunk or if they will get drunk, from acting like drunks. But that wasn’t the scientific answer, so let’s back up and take another run at it.
At the end of Britain’s first lockdown, pubs were given guidelines to keep everyone safe (or to at least gave the illusion that everyone was safe). And pubs did try to adapt. They made more room between the tables–that sort of thing. But in some staff didn’t wear masks and in others they wore them only until they needed to talk, when they’d pull them off. Which sort of defeats the purpose of wearing masks, but then customers weren’t wearing the when they ate or drank, so I could see why they might not have taken this thing seriously.
Lines formed because rooms were laid out and the way people moved through them. It created pinch points. And customers shouted, projecting the virus into the air if they had it. They hugged each other. They table-hopped. They sang.
Give the British alcohol and they sing.
Staff rarely intevened, or they made gestures in that direction but didn’t change anything. Maybe they didn’t take the issue seriously. Maybe they didn’t think they had much authority. Maybe they really didn’t.
The study didn’t address the underlying problem, which is that you can’t wear a mask and eat or drink, and if you get a bunch of maskless people in an enclosed space during a Covid pandemic you’re not running a pub, you’re running a germ exchange.
Vaccine news
Research on the Pfizer vaccine reports that a single injection is 85% effective after 15 to 28 days, which means that putting off the second shot won’t be a disaster. That’s a relief for Britain, which bet its chips–every last one of them–on that. The study left some loopholes that a creative virus could wiggle through if it had the determination, but never mind, we’ll take our good news where we can find it.
Pfizer itself now says its vaccine will survive in a standard freezer for as long as two weeks–longer than it had originally thought. That makes it easier for pharmacies and doctors’ offices to work with.
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Our friends the scientists are working on vaccines that will target not just the spike protein but a new spot on the Covid virus, the N protein. Since the mutations we’ve been seeing–at least the worrying ones–are on the spike proteins, this may put us a step ahead of the virus, at least for a while. They’re hoping to start clinical trials soon.
And a different group of scientists is working on a vaccine that would–if all goes well–create an immunity in the nose and throat, which are Covid’s superhighway. Convince the antibodies to set up shop there and you could keep the virus from infecting anyone else. Once that happens, you’re well on the way toward ending the pandemic.
Or at least slowing it down. Let’s not get too enthusiastic about this.
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Britain’s vaccination project has worked its way from the old and creaky to the somewhat old and not-yet-creaky, as well as to the medically vulnerable–people with diabetes, say, or heart conditions. People who are severely overweight. And it was the last condition that led a doctor’s office to contact Liam Thorpe and say he was eligible for a vaccination. They calculated that he had a body mass index of 28,000.
The body mass index? Oh, that’s simple. You take your weight in kilos and your height in meters and you square one of them and draw a line under the other and then do some terrifying mathematicky things with it all. Then you look grimly at the result, because whatever it is, if you’re part of the culture I live in, you’ll figure you need to lose weight. At least you will if you’re female. The ideal woman is so thin she’s invisible.
Invisibility is sexy. And gets a lot of social approval. It’s the rare woman who–even if she knows this is bullshit–who’s completely immune.
If your body mass index is over 25, official statistics agree with you: You’re overweight. But a bmi over 28,000 is–should we say it’s unusual?
How did Thorpe get to that size? Well, he’s 6’2”, but the computer system was speaking metric when his height was entered, so he ended up measuring 6.2 centimeters. Which (or so I’ve read) is roughly the length of your thumb. Or someone’s thumb. I haven’t met yours. For all I know, your thumb is 6’2”.
It must be awkward buying gloves.
Somehow during the phone call Thorpe unraveled the problem and said he should wait for his real category to be called before he got vaccinated.
In an article about it, he wrote, “If I had been less stunned I would have asked why no one was more concerned that a man of these remarkable dimensions was slithering around south Liverpool.”
After his story ran in the Guardian,a letter to the editor said that the writer’s daughter’s height had been entered into the computer as 1.7 cm. She figures that gives her the body mass index of five blue whales.
Maybe that’ll take away local councils’ excuses for closing public toilets during lockdown. Ours hasn’t, to be fair, but some have – not very nice if you’ve got diabetes or Crohn’s and genuinely can’t wait until you get home.
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Ours has, and I attended a Zoom meeting to try to argue them out of it. I lost.
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I’m keeping an eye on my BMI at the moment, so I noticed straightaway that 28,000 was on the high side. Mine is creeping down to where the doctors say it should be and I’m really glad I didn’t start from 28,000. I’d still be in the high 27,000s.
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That made me laugh out loud.
You would think that a BMI of 28,000 would set some alarm bells ringing in either the surgery or the computer.
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You would.
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,,, and that is exactly why I despair whenever a software ‘upgrade’ is foisted upon me, especially when the thing already does for me exactly what I want it to do, because far too many ‘software engineers’ are patently clueless morons.
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I agree and don’t download anything unless forced to. But in fairness, I expect the person entering that data had a lot to do with the particular bit of lunacy. I can imagine myself on a bad day not noticing that we were speaking metric and entering feet and inches. And then admitting to no one that I was the source of the problem.
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It is well known that faecal-oral transmission is one of the accepted ways of getting ahead in politics. No wonder it has been found not to transmit a virus of any sort at any time. No one will shake me from the view that this recent unpleasantness all comes from the foetid miasma that seeps from that rat-hole on the Thames. Am I the only one who sees a connection between Kernow and Cancun? They will all try to flee soon. Stay safe in your fortress west of the Tamar.
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When the last lockdown was lifted, there were serious discussions about closing the bridges across the Tamar but it never went past the talking stage. This time, the plans are all in place. Rat-hole-on-Thames, we’re ready for you.
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I had once read that a toilet flush can send …….. whatever it send, several hundred feet. Oh, my. FAKE NEWS?
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They do, apparently, send a plume of aerosols into the air. I’m skeptical about several hundred feet. They’d have taken over the world by now if they had that long of a reach. And that sent folks into a panic about them spreading Covid, but it turns out not to spread that way. So not entirely fake news, but possibly not entirely accurate either.
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Yes, I thought that when I wrote it. I was trying my hand at hyperbole. 😉
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Knowing that our toilets are exploding invisible aerosols into the air is one of those thoughts that could drive the most understated among us to hyperbole.
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Oh, I’m laughing so hard at that last part. Thanks for that, my body needed those dopamine and serotonin.
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We all do need that. Glad it worked.
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The ‘truth’ of the female BMI calculation made me smile. But Oh dear, I keep seeing new a new ‘symptom’ of Covid with every item I read – lucky I am not prone to hypochondria.
Who knows how society will judge itself for our present caution. Is it outdoor activity that’s being curbed or rather freedom of movement being policed, out of wider mistrust? So many mixed messages.
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I’m pretty sure that if the politicians would let the public health people lead, there’d be a lot fewer mixed messages. Admittedly, they didn’t start out knowing a lot about the virus–it was new–but people are told that most will make allowances. It’s this illusion of certainty. And then they’re certain of something else.
Outdoors, unless people spend a lot of time nose to nose, is pretty safe. I’m not sure some of the contact sports are a good idea, and I wouldn’t want to take up wrestling right now (okay; I’m 74; I wouldn’t want to take it up right now anyway), but keeping a sane distance out of doors is likely to be safe–at least from what I’ve read. I’m worried about the schools reopening, though, because I’m pretty sure we don’t have a lot of sane planning behind it.
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I see Mr. Thorp has included “Not 6cm tall” in his Twitter profile. Seems like he won’t be letting this mix up become yesterday’s news too quickly.
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I like that. Or I think I do. If you’re going to let a single thing define your life–even for a while–you could do worse.
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I think we’ll collectively get drunk after this shit is over. Even you.
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All I’ll have to do is breathe in and I’ll have a contact high. I can’t wait.
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Everything counts.
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About 10 years ago, GPs had to get the BMI of every child that was in their office, even if they were not the one sick, but had come in because Mum wasn’t leaving them on their own. Both my lads always had a high BMI, classified as overweight and sometimes obese. They played rugby and cricket and didn’t look fat at all. My GP would delete the values from the system, stating she never liked BMI anyway. Then the younger boy broke his arm and the X-ray was questioned by a Registrar because his bones were too thick……
So that old excuse,” I’m not fat, I just have heavy bones” was actually true. I now use it all the time.
PS: Got my first jab tomorrow! Yippee!
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Woo-hoo! Great news!
Demanding the GPs enter everyone’s bmi is the kind of pointless anti-obesity action that reassures us that actions are being taken, even if they’re useless ones.
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1.7 cm ! Was that with or without heels ? Blue whales have fairy godmothers too. Be home early from the covid ball.
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I don’t think they make heels in that size. Or anything else. That’s what fairy godmothers are for, I guess. A lot of magic’s involved.
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Our current situation is allowing the health experts to take the lead (they just wrapped up a briefing) and there were questions allowed so any mixed messages were cleared up. It has been a welcome change. As you say, it may not always be good news, but it seems to be in touch with the reality of the moment.
I am relieved to know heavy bones exist. That has been my excuse for many years now.
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Heavy bones will stand you in good stead as you age. Fight that osteoporosis!
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I’m feeling much better about my personal BMI after reading about the man whose BMI is 28,000. Wow.
Or perhaps I’m feeling better because I had my second jab this morning.
Regardless, thanks for the pick me up.
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Oh, great news–about the second jab, that is. Have you gone all British on us, calling it a jab? Or is American usage changing?
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Oh no, I just call it that when I’m talking to you. Actually, I think it’s very appropriate, though. I tried it out on Pretty, but she said for me not to expect it to catch on over here. Oh, well.
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My faith in the unchangeability of the language is restored. Not that I think it’s unchangeable, but I do think things should stop changing when I go away.
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I have been meaning to compliment you on your command of all of this science that you had initially implied was outside your scope of expertise. Nice work
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Thank, Dan. It’s still outside my scope of expertise. I read, I summarize, I digress, I hope to hell I’m getting it right. And I’m fascinated. That helps. In my years as an editor and occasional freelance writer, I discovered that I could edit or write about things I started out knowing nothing about as long as I had the skills to learn it. I still avoid, oh, say, physics or anything that combines numbers with scary-looking symbols.
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Interesting round up of topics. We don’t actually have many public toilets around us, infact i hardly see them. I have always tried to avoid using them. .. random thought, before food hits our tummy acid it has to pass down the throat in our mouth – those could be weak spots of the body ?
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Not impossible, I suppose, but I’d have to assume the researchers were aware of the route it takes and didn’t consider it worth their time. Most food gets a lot of chewing first. Whether it leaves the mouth in any transmissible form or simply gets lost in the middle of a mostly solid mass– Well, I have no idea. Interesting question, though.
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My thumb is 5.5cm (probably, depending on where you start measuring thumbs)
I can now legitimately blame my short thumbs for a high BMI, nothing to do with the eating and the heavy weights… It’s probably a better reaction than I normally have if someone tries to use BMI against me!
(I am one of the people who knows that invisibility is not good…but still gets swayed by society on occasion)
I did go to the beach when it was allowed, but I went when it was nearly dark and really cold so noone else was there… I also went to an unpopular beach. I have unpopular beaches near my house which is a benefit I had not thought of until recently.
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Unpopular starts looking better and better.
Our local beach clean shut itself down in the first lockdown, although I suspect we could probably carry on safely. What the hell–I’m not in a mood to argue about it.
I don’t know where you start measuring a thumb. It’s like bmi–not something I really need to give a lot of thought to on an average day.
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I have never thought about where to start measuring my thumb… but now, at least I know roughly how long my thumb is, (5.5cm) and how tall I am (5’5″) but not my bmi…
maybe thumb length numbers are intrinsically linked to height numbers… 6’2″ = 6.2cm thumb, 5’5″ = 5.5cm thumb etc.
Or maybe I am over thinking this!
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It’s one of those things you can go a lifetime without thinking about. I hope to return to that blessed state of innocence as soon as I hit Send on this.
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I wholeheartedly agree 😀
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Great.
Although it kind of cuts the conversation short.
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Yeah…
that’s true.
Thumbs are a strange base for a conversation, but we’ve had stranger.
Now I am trying not to think about thumbs, it’s harder than you might think, especially as I am typing this on my Phone using my thumbs.
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It’s like an earworm. The only way to get rid of it is to replace it.
Don’t think about a moose.
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I am glad I didn’t have to sing the theme tune to Dogtanian and the Three Muskerhounds, that is how I normally get rid of ear worms…
I am definitely not thinking about a moose, I might be thinking about a mouse though
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I rescued a mouse from Eddie a couple of mornings ago, and I think I caught it in time for it to survive. Think of that one. It has (I hope) a happy ending.
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Yay! I like a happy ending mouse story 😀
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So do I. Eddie and I are still arguing about what we mean by happy ending.
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My three seem to disagree with me too, although I suspect they might agree with Eddie…
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It seems to be a fairly natural divide.
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It does!
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One of my favourite English place names is Durdel Door, I just love the chance to say it out loud. It’s that beach where all those people went in the summer and amzingly none of them cuaght covid.
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I wouldn’t say it’s one of my favorites, but it’s high on my list of place names I have trouble taking seriously. But yes, given how antsy people are with lockdown, we really should, I think, be taking advantage of all this outdoor air that we have and get together in it.
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I know two people my age who have both had COVID. One recovered really quickly and the other still has terrible symptoms weeks later–it’s so hit and miss!
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It is. I can’t help thinking the virus is fanning out the deck, saying, “Pick a card. Any card.” Only it’s terrifying.
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