How do we unlock a lockdown?

Britain’s poking its nose out of lockdown and looking around to see if it’s safe for the rest of the body politic to follow. A lot of people have been vaccinated–or half vaccinated, which will, we hope, hold us for the time being. The number of new Covid infections is dropping. The number of deaths is dropping. The daffodils are blooming.

Daffodils have no antiviral properties, but they do make people feel good.

So what are the prospects of getting out of this mess without setting off a new spike?

 

Daffodils. Take three and call me in the morning–or is that joke so dated that you have to be over 70 to get it?

Peeking out of lockdown

Britain’s four component nations will chart their own routes out of lockdown and each will look contemptuously at the choices the other three made, but we’ll only follow England’s here, because that’s complicated enough, thanks. 

Stage one is reopening the schools, which will open on March 8, and initially all students from secondary level on up were supposed to return at once, bright-eyed and with a negative Covid test in hand.

How were they supposed to get that negative test result? We’ll skip the details, but headteachers said there wouldn’t be time–it would take a good three weeks to get everyone tested. Teachers unions and school governors had been calling for a phased return for a good long while, although the government was ignoring them.

Hell, what do they know?

Then two days after announcing the plan, the government did a U-turn. Of course secondary schools can bring the kids back in stages. 

You’d think a government would be embarrassed to be this visibly disorganized, but if it bothers them they hide it well. And the outrage machine that makes up a large segment of the British media doesn’t seem to be bothered by it.

Once they’re back in school, older kids will take a continuing series of tests–the quick kind called lateral flow tests, which are problematic. They miss a lot of cases in the best of circumstances and miss more when done by non-experts. The kids will have a few tests at school and after that they’ll take them home to do themselves. 

These are school kids, remember. They’re the definition of non-experts. So don’t expect too much from the results here.

The government’s Scientific Pandemic Influenza Group on Modelling says the scientific consensus is that opening the schools this way will drive up the R number–the number of people that each infected person goes on to infect–by anywhere between 10% and 50%. 

Have I mentioned that teachers haven’t been a priority category in the drive to vaccinate the country? So they’re being asked to take a deep breath, walk into class, and roll the Covid dice. Masks are at least recommended for older kids in class, not just in the hallways, but that’s recommended, not required. 

Elementary school kids? Nope, they haven’t even gone that far. 

And in case the message on masks sounds too coherent, though, the school standards minister (who knew we had one?) went on TV to say that masks and testing weren’t compulsory. Parents could decide whether their kids would use either. 

I despair,” the head of one school was quoted as saying.

Let’s not go through the unlocking stage by stage. What matters is that before the country moves from one stage to the next, the situation will be evaluated. If it looks good, we move on. If not, we wait. So far so good, but what they’ll be measuring isn’t the number of cases but the number of deaths, the number of hospital admissions, the number of people vaccinated, the variant situation. So if a gazillion twelve-year-olds all test positive, it’s okay as long as deaths and hospitalizations don’t get out of control.

Are you getting a sense of why this makes my skin itch? People who test positive are the early warnings of a new spike, but the assumption seems to be that cases can be contained as long as they’re not hospitalized or dying. That kids won’t pass it to families. That teachers won’t be hospitalized and won’t pass it to partners and parents. That kids themselves won’t get seriously ill. That somehow you can get through this thing without having to worry about new cases. That as long as the hospitals aren’t overwhelmed and people aren’t dying in the streets, it’s okay. 

What the government’s doing is betting heavily here on vaccines and tests, hoping to keep the number of cases down to a manageable level until those save our hash. And it may work. In the meantime, forgive me if I scratch where it itches. I like our hash. I don’t want to see us lose it.

The Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health says that vaccinating children and teenagers could be the way out of this mess,  but the vaccine trials involving kids have only just begun. We should hear the results in six months or so. That’s not a quick hash-saver.

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Another detail that makes me itch as we poke our collective nose into the open air is that healthcare workers still don’t have proper protective equipment. Twenty healthcare bodies have written  to the prime minister about this. In response, the prime minister rumpled his hair and asked if he didn’t look cute. 

Okay, what the government actually said was that it was monitoring the evidence and would update advice “where necessary.” And by the way, didn’t the prime minister look cute?

Healthcare workers are four times more likely to become infected than the rest of us, and within hospitals people working in intensive care have gotten the highest grade protective equipment, but it turns out that people working on the general wards have double their rate of infection–and less effective protective gear.

But, what the hell, the country’s only had a year to get this right. And we do have a prime minister who knows how to rumple his hair.

Meanwhile, the government is paying consultants to locate the protective equipment that it owns and that it stored someplace, although no one person knows exactly where. Billions of pounds worth of the stuff is stashed here and there.

“We have amounts in containers, in storage around the country; there are some on the docks and there are some en route from China,” the auditor general said. 

I wonder if that’s what’s on the floor by my computer. If so, I’d really like it out of there when the prime minister’s done with his hair. It was only supposed to be there for a couple of days. 

Some of the equipment will go out of date if it’s not used. Some of it is needed in hospitals and (yup, see above) isn’t available. Some of it–possibly all of it–was bought by external consultants at inflated prices and I should have known better than to let them store it on my floor but they were being so damn nice

Anyway, they don’t seem to have a central system to track all this, so they’re paying consultants to figure out what they own and where they can find it. 

You’d laugh if it weren’t so expensive. 

 

The sciency stuff

Lab studies have confirmed that the mutation common to the British, South African, and Brazillian variants really does make Covid more contagious than the original form. The initial argument was based on modeling, and I was holding out for confirmation, thinking that maybe the variants had just gotten lucky. Now, damn them, the scientists have given me what I asked for. So yup, it’s more contagious.

New York and California–not to be left out–have developed (or found, since we don’t really know where any of the variants first emerged) variants of their own. Let’s not panic about them until more is known. There’s always time for that later.

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A new quick Covid test has been developed in France. It gives you a result in ten minutes–a third the time of the lateral flow tests–and it’s more accurate, although still not perfect. It’s 90% accurate, with the remaining 10% taking the form of both false negatives and false positives.

That’s good news, but it’s going into a three-month trial, so don’t rush out and try to buy a few thousand of them for your local school. 

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The US Food and Drug Administration has said that Johnson & Johnson’s one-dose vaccine is both safe and effective. That’s not yet approval, but it’s a move in the right direction. If you don’t read past the headlines, you may not fall in love with it: It’s only 66% effective, which is lower than the be-sequined two-dose vaccines that crossed the finish line first and got all the cheering.

Read past the headlines, though.

The vaccine was tested in the US, several Latin American countries (sorry–I don’t know which ones), and South Africa, and 66% is the number that comes out of the jar once you pour all those results together and shake them. In the US, it was “much closer” to the be-sequined numbers. The effectiveness depended on which variants were prevalent in which countries. 

How much closer is “much closer”? In the US, it’s 72% effective. In South Africa, 57%. After that, I run out of numbers. Sorry. 

That’s still not in the 90% zones of the star vaccines, but all the vaccines (“all” here means the ones that have been approved in the US, but may well include others that are in use around the world) are 100% effective at preventing hospitalization and death. That’s no small thing. 

 

Creativity and lockdown
In a recent blog post, Emma Cownie asked, Can the boredom of lockdown push us to be more creative? For her, the answer has been yes, and it’s also worked that way for Peter Quinn, who creates special effects for a living. You know special effects–those things we see in movies that kids think are real and adults–um, yeah, we sometimes think they are as well. I won’t try to describe what he’s done, but he’s created a few sequences just to make himself laugh, and he’s strung them together in a video clip. 

They made me laugh too. Go on. Watch it. It’s good for your immune system.

44 thoughts on “How do we unlock a lockdown?

  1. In my opinion covid in one form or another will be with us for many years to come. People will die every year just likewith the flu and pneumonia. There will be more epidemics and pandemics in the future. The only answer to combat these fatal contagious diseases (like cholera in the past) is through improvements in environmental hygiene. Personal hygiene (like wearing masks) only works if everyone does it! Environmental hygiene kills the bugs in places where we transmit the disease, like taking the handle off the pump in the well that was contaminated with cholera in London in the 19th century. If we really want to save millions of lives every year, this is the only answer. One of the ways is disinfecting the areas of transmittal. The newest and I think one of the best ways is using far UVC disinfectant lamps. As easy as screwing in a lightbulb!

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    • A lot of what I’m reading is looking ahead to the next emerging disease that could become a pandemic. In this epidemic, the heroes–in addition to all the medical people–have been the scientists, but it really speaks to the need to revive public health, which I think most of us had more of less forgotten the importance of.

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    • Yes, I think we’ve got to accept that the idea of “zero Covid” just isn’t going to happen. Some things in the past have come and gone, even if it’s taken a couple of years, but this is too widespread. A big part of the problem is workplaces, and that’s a huge headache for the authorities because it just isn’t practical to inspect every small shop and office, but we can’t keep closing everything down every few months and we can’t keep closing our borders, so we’re going to have to find some way of dealing with things. Interesting about the disinfectant lamps: I hadn’t heard about them.

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  2. I can’t believe the English government is dealing with school children and the return to schools. At least Minnesota school kids (and teachers/staff) are required to wear masks (though you wouldn’t believe how many times a day I have to say, “Please cover your nose with your mask.” Honestly, it’s only rivaled by how many times I had to say, “Please turn on your camera” during distance learning.

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    • I spent a fair part of one Zoom meeting trying to unmute myself, but at least I didn’t appear as a mouse or anything.

      I wouldn’t mind feeling freer to tell adults to put their masks over their noses. I probably should. Maybe I’ve gone all British and nonconfrontational. I don’t know what the government’s thinking in not requiring them on all kids.

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      • Sounds like they’re thinking a lot like a Texan. Those geniuses just became the 15th state to revoke their mask mandate. According to the governor, they’ve “mastered the virus.” Idiot.

        By the way, is there anyone more averse to confrontation than a Minnesotan? I’d think you would be right at home with that British conflict avoidance.

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  3. Thank you for sharing the video, I’ve not doubt it boosted my immune system :)
    I can only speak about what’s happening in the schools my kids attend – so, one of my daughters goes to school on Wednesday afternoon for, of all classes, biomed. Her father drives her to and fro. She is double masked and it being biomed, there’s a lot of handwashing. However, not all of the students are otherwise online at home, they go to school the 7.5 hours a day, take buses, and some of them take gym class, which is still mandatory for those who had not fulfilled it prior to the pandemic. In 2020, we lost teachers and administrators due to Covid, but I’ve heard no news of death since. Infections, yes, deaths, no.

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  4. I see Peter could have been a wonderful friend during our long, long journey into whatever Covid has done. Thanks for the video!
    We have had quite the scare this week with Ella James who has had spiking fever, sore throat and general malaise. Doctor said viral infection – but not strep throat. Wonder what it could have been? At any rate, she has beaten the fever today and seems back to about 50%. Big smiles, lots of mischief. Can you hear the sigh of relief across the pond?
    Take care. Lockdowns suck, but then they do reduce odds of pandemics.

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  5. Love the video !

    Over here, the doctors are explaining the efficacy difference by pointing out that ALL the vaccines seem to keep you from getting seriously ill – hospitalized, e.g. even though they may not keep you from getting Covid entirely. And they are emphasizing that you should get whatever shot becomes available to you as soon as it becomes available.

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    • I’m with them on that. Here, if you’re offered a vaccination slot, you take what’s available that day. I got the AstraZeneca. My partner got the Pfizer. What the hell–we both have some protection. I’m grateful for it.

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  6. Thank you for the “Watch It” by Peter Quinn. It did make me laugh. How very interesting that he does special effects as my youngest is currently an animation/storyboard artist at SCAD and she uses some of the programs that special effects require. I truly believe the pandemic has made a lot of people more creative. It is truly heartbreaking to have so many succumb to this pandemic. However, we must also look at the positives that have come out of it…..that is what gives us hope.

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  7. I’m sure that you’ve heard by now that Texas has gotten tired of waiting and dumped it’s mask mandate. Mississippi was right there with them. And Louisiana will follow suit next week. The cool kids in the rest of the world are NEVER going to play with us again.

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    • With the particular government Britain has right now, U-turns happen pretty regularly. That’s often good, because they’d made some idiotic or brutal decision to begin with and were embarrassed out of it. (I’m thinking of the decision not to let the poorest kids have vouchers for the equivalent of free school meals over the school break, even though so many parents were out of work because of the pandemic.) Others make life more difficult, like the one where they forced schools to reopen–even the reluctant ones–and no more than a day later closed them. Human I can live with. Incompetent, though? They have no right to be running a country.

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