Let’s start with a recap: In December, Jackie Weaver was brought in to chair an obscure local government meeting. At the time, she was as obscure as the meeting.
Like local government meetings everywhere, this one should’ve sent the most over-caffeinated participant into a peaceful sleep, but this one had a couple of difficult participants and they tried to take over the meeting. It’s not irrelevant that they were and are male and Weaver was and is female. You’ve been around long enough to know how that works.
“Jackie Weaver, you have no authority here,” one huffed at her.
“Read the standing orders,” another one boomed. “Read them and understand them.”
She sent them into Zoom limbo, one after another.
Then the whole thing went viral and she became a hero.
More than 80 members of the public joined the next local government’s meeting, laughing and calling out their favorite lines from the Jackie Weaver meeting. Some of them dressed for the occasion, one in a pith helmet, one in something vaguely like a hard hat, and one wearing some sort of flat, handmade mask.
The reason I’m recapping all that is that she’s now the subject of two songs. The first one uses lines from the meeting itself, delivered in perfect a Colonel Blimp* voice. The second is a tribute by Andrew Lloyd Webber and says Weaver’s “the role model we all strive to be. She doesn’t want a medal, just a nice cup of tea.”
What could be more British?
You can also buy Jackie Weaver mugs, shirts, Mother’s Day cards, stickers, and posters, as well as a spiral-bound notebook that says, “And God said unto Moses, ‘Jackie Weaver has authority here.’ “
It’s not like there’s a hell of a lot of justice in this world, so it’s delicious when some is delivered, and especially when it take the form of humor.
* Colonel Blimp was a puffed-up British cartoon character from the 1930s and ‘40s, known for idiotic statements, including this gem: “Gad, Sir! Lord Bunk is right. The government is marching over the edge of an abyss, and the nation must march solidly behind them.”
I loved this story so much because she inspired me to be more assertive and firm. I admire her self confidence. In her BBC interview she did not stop plugging her pet causes. Great job.
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Sounds like a good lesson to take away from that lunacy. I hope she’s enjoying her moment of fame. My partner and I keep wondering how the men involved are dealing with it. Not well, I hope.
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Ha ha ha They are definitely feeling attacked. “Read them and understand them.“ Those reactions were like watching a dated film that someone should have chucked in the bin.
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Yeah. As a fiction writer, I wouldn’t dare write a line of dialog that’s that over-the-top obnoxiously sexistly blatant. I’d feel like I was caricaturing the character who said it.
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The Weaver story is the gift that keeps on giving. Lord Bunk wasn’t far wrong, he must have pre-visioned Brexit. ( I am not sure I haven’t made up pre-visioned and there’s a proper word for it somewhere, but there’s a hole in my brain where it should be if that’s the case).
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Foreseen?
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That’s the one! Thanks!
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It seems Colonel Blimp is alive and well and commenting on current affairs.
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In case we were in danger of thinking that the human race was making progress?
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Wonderful!!! Jackie Weaver rocks Women’s History Month!
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Both those musical salutes are marvelous ! The fact that The Guardian piece is credited to “Helen Pidd, North of England Editor” just adds that special touch of Britishness.
You can bet those men are hopping mad ! We have seen similar reactions by certain Males in Power in the face of – say – Nancy Pelosi. Apparently the men involved here have either a bit of sense or a sense of shame.
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A sense of shame? I’d be surprised. Just a bit less power, and possibly less ability to delude themselves.
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Feels like several Colonel Blimps are currently marching the UK over a cliff edge followed by their Blimpettes. I bet Jackie Weaver would cut through their bluster too if she had the chance. And remove them a long way away …..
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She did say that it’s easier on Zoom than in person. So maybe what we need to do is move everything to Zoom and give her the mute button.
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Yes, please!
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I just love how calm she was!
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Absolutely. She just took care of business while they went nuts all around her. Except for the moment when she said they could call her Britney Spears–that was maybe just a little bit to one side of the agenda.
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Those guys were like something out of Monty Python!
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If you set out to invent an over-the-top sexist stuffed shirt, they’re what you’re looking for. I wouldn’t dare write them into a piece of fiction–they’re two-dimensional and not even remotely credible.
Unless, of course, I was somehow writing for Monty Python, and I think chance sort of passed me by on that.
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Yes, they were like caricatures.
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