You want the American stereotype of British English? The phrase tickety boo comes as close as anything I can think of. It sounds like something that escaped from a 1920s comedy involving a butler who wears a bowler hat to hide his brains and a dim-witted aristocrat who needs a top hat to accommodate his sense of entitlement. Oh, and there’d be a lot of alcohol—martinis, probably—and women (strictly secondary characters) in what were then scandalously short skirts and are now scandalously modest.
Strangely, though, tickety boo is something people still say. Right now, in—what year is this anyway? Twenty something or other. And not clueless aristocrats either. Ordinary hatless, butlerless people who I know.
Or whom I know if you insist.

Oh, and did I mention that we got a puppy? He’s the one of the right: nine weeks old and named (what else?) Moose.
So shut up, Ellen, and tell the good people what tickety boo means. It means is okay. or everything’s fine. It has an every little thing’s in place sound to it, although none of the definitions I found in my extensive five-minute Google search mention this. Still, my ear insists on it, and puts the emphasis on little.
It’s informal, as you might have guessed from the sound.
The Urban Dictionary says the origin may be Scottish, but along with the Oxford Dictionary it traces the origins, tentatively to Hindi, although the two dictionaries quote different versions of a Hindi phrase—or (let’s be skeptical) an allegedly Hindi phrase. If I had to bet on one version, I’d put my money on the Oxford one, but let’s not pretend I know anything about this. Oxford sounds impressive and its phrase sounds less like something an ear tuned exclusively to English might have mangled .
How a phrase originates in Scotland and India I don’t know, but to demonstrate the phrase’s Scottish roots, the Urban Dictionary refers to Danny Kaye singing “Everything is Tickety Boo” in a film I never heard of, Merry Andrew. Convincing stuff, right? Kaye was an American actor—the New York-born son of Ukrainian-Jewish immigrants whose original name was Kaminsky, which I’m reasonably sure isn’t Scottish or Hindi.
Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland, so maybe we can make some sort of backing for the theory there.
Do you begin to get the sense that everything isn’t quite tickety boo about all this? That maybe some of the sources you find through Google aren’t perfectly researched? Maybe even that guesswork is involved in tracing word origins?
The Collins Dictionary, playing it safe, says the origin is obscure. Several sources say the phrase is outdated, even archaic. Which would imply that my friends are archaic. Sorry, but we’re not having any of that.
The Oxford Dictionary adds, helpfully, that tickety boo rhymes with buckaroo, poo-poo, shih tzu, Waterloo, and many, many other words that wouldn’t spring to mind if you were going for logical connection instead of pure sound. If anyone would like to use those in a rhymed, metered poem and submit it to the Comments section, I will shoot myself. Although not necessarily with a gun.
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In Tuesday’s post I left some of you with unanswered questions—which bless your tickety little hearts, you asked—about why I’m cutting back my posting schedule. I didn’t mean to be cryptic or to worry anyone. Here’s what’s happening:
Ever since Wild Thing was diagnosed with macular degeneration and had to quit driving, I’ve been thinking about posting less often. Not necessarily forever, but for now. The changes in our lives haven’t been easy to get used to, either emotionally or practically, and one result is that I haven’t been keeping up with the details of my life lately.
While I was arguing with myself over whether or not to cut back, I got a bad cold, which came close on the heels of a miserable flu, and on Monday night I realized I had nothing at all to say for Tuesday’s post. The only thought in my head was, Do we have enough cold pills? So that tipped me over the edge. If I’d a bit more room in my head for thoughts, I might have said all this in Tuesday’s post but I didn’t and so I couldn’t.
I’m pulling back from some other commitments as well and hoping all this will leave me time to moult—you know, drop old feathers, grow new ones, maybe some listen to music more often, do more baking, spend more time with Wild Thing, and do more work on the book I’m theoretically writing. Maybe even shovel out the house a bit more often.
But you’re not rid of me yet. I’ll be around on Fridays. And already I’m missing my old schedule.
As I was leaving Warterloo
I spied a man with a small shih tzu
I sat on a log
and greeted the dog
hoping it didn’t poo poo!
The man said hello
but I had to go
no time to play buckaroo!
As I went on my way
I just had to say
that all was tickety boo!
Please don’t shoot yourself…I couldn’t resist!
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I have a potato gun and I’n not afraid to use it.
You do know what a potato gun is, don’t you?
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Is is a gun that fires potatoes?
No hang on google tells me it is little plastic pellety things…
still don’t do it…
I promise to stick to Haiku in the future…
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It is–or it was when it first came out anyway–a gun that fired little potato pellets that it created when you stabbed it into a potato, violating your mother’s Prime Directive, which was (and I admit, I’m guessing here) don’t play with your food. Which only makes it more fun.
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hehehe yes!
Probably less effective if you stabbed mashed potato mind you :-)
I have to say I never had one of these things…I was an uncommonly good child who didn’t shoot food ;-)
I would do it now mind you!
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My family might tell or have told the story differently, but I was a pretty good kid too. But some of us overcome our difficult start in life. I’m glad to hear you have.
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Very much so :)
It was the entire reason I went to university ;)
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And you know what a potato clock is?
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In a completely unscientific way, yes. Just don’t ask me to try explaining it.
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I used to love my potato gun when I was a kid. And the western six-gun that fired percussion caps.
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By the time potato guns came around I was an adult but I do remember a group of alleged grownups having a whale of a time with them at a party. The cleanup afterwards was a bit odd.
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I have tried to eschew
making rhyme to construe
your attempt to pooh-pooh
such fine words as “shih-tzu;”
there is no bugaboo
like a good rendezvous
at your own Waterloo.
Well, so there, buckaroo.
And a fine toodle-oo . . .
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I’ve used the potato gun, so for this one I’ll use a water gun.
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Well, we’re Tickety Boo with your schedule, however that works out. I’ve never heard the expression. That doesn’t mean that people don’t say it, I don’t hear a lot of things people say.
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And you may well be better off not hearing a lot of what gets said. I won’t claim that I hear it often, it’s just that when I do hear it it’s striking.
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Moose is so darned cute! Did you find tickety boo brought a faint smile to your face? It’s such a jolly phrase. I like ‘oops a daisy’ too, more civilised than WTF :)
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I can’t imagine saying “Oops a daisy” to anyone old enough to be out of diapers. It’s a great phrase but my associations with it are entirely with toddlers falling over. I’m not even going to try to explain that. But yes, hearing tickety boo does make me want to giggle.
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Bertie Wooster had a nice variant on “tickety boo” – “tickety tonk”, which i like even more.
Love your posts by the way, but I quite understand why you want to cut back on the frequency of posting. And I hope the NHS is coming up with good to treat WT’s macular degeneration. There was a bit of a row a few years ago about what drugs the NICE committee would recommend funding for: Lucentis vs Avastin.
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And I can’t remember which she’s getting. Is there a difference in their effectiveness? (Every time I read about NICE–even before the budget squeezes that have made work in the NHS so difficult–I’ve been grateful that I don’t have to make those decisions. They must weigh heavily, at least if the people who make the decisions retain their humanity.)
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NICE recommends Lucentis, but there’s a controversy about it, as Avastin is apparently much cheaper.
BBC News website 24 April 2012:”NHS faces judicial review from Novartis over Avastin” (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17817945)
and
BBC News website 21 November 2014: “Eye specialists call for NHS to use Avastin” (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30138097) –
“…Recent studies have concluded Avastin is just as effective and safe as Lucentis….Doctors can prescribe it “off-label”, but they are only supposed to do that if there is no suitable licensed drug. …”
I remember all this brewing a few years ago when I used to listen to BBC Radio 4’s programme for blind and partially-sighted people “In Touch”. (Well worth listening to by the way – http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qxww)
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We’ll check out the Radio 4 program. Thanks. I hadn’t heard of it. I’m an semi-avid listener–I only listen in the car or when I’m cooking, but it has fantastic programming. Now that you explain the Avastin/Lucentis uproar, yes, I remember hearing about it but it was before it had become personally relevant and it went in one ear and out the other without leaving much more than a trace of sound behind. Which explains why the names are so familiar to me, even though I remembered nothing about them.
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Oh, and I do like tickety tonk. It’s got quite a ring to it.
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“Tickety boo ” will hold me until your next post. Take care of you and Wild Thing!
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You and Wild Think deserve to cocoon for a while. It’s good for us from time to time. Love Moose. And, as for tickety-boo, because of Danny Kaye, I’d always associated it with America. But then, I grew up in South Africa and yes, of British parentage, but it’s a phrase they never used. Hmmm….
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I love how this is getting even more muddled. We are all, whether we like it or not, citizens of the world, and our language is as mixed as we are. Long may it wave.
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I love it, too. And indeed we are, citizens of the world and as long as we can find a way of understanding, who cares whence tickety-boo came?
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I have nominated you an award, to find out about it have a read the post on my blog https://angietrafford.wordpress.com/2015/12/11/sunshine-blogger-award/ but you will be pleased to know that you are under no obligation whatsoever to take part :-)
while I am here, I never really used that phrase ticketyboo, I tend to say all good :-)
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Angie, thanks for the nomination but I don’t do awards. I try to keep a tight focus on my topic and they have a way of pulling me in all sorts of other directions. I do appreciate the thought, though.
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That’s absolutely fine… I generally don’t do them, but did this time! Not sure why ☺
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What a cute puppy Moose is! :)
Have a wonderful weekend,
Pit
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Enjoy the moulting process…so often overlooked. Your puppy is adorable. Take care of your loved ones, and post when you’re motivated. ☺
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I’m sorry to hear about Wild Thing. Delightful post!
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Lovely explanation – I love it when the reader can choose whichever sounds more fun! Scottish-Hindi is a nice mix, I’d have gone for archaic but you’ve vouched for your friends, so that’s out. Glad you have your cuddly doggies with you, do relax and take it easier: if you delight us with a blog like this one every Friday, there’s really nothing we can complain about :)
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I’ll see what I can do. Thanks for cheering me on.
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PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He is indeed. And nowhere near housebroken. Good thing he’s cute.
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Ha! So you did actually devote a post to “tickety boo”. I’m honoured. What’s with the Scottish nonsense. I’m Scottish and obviously use the phrase but I’m not planting a saltire into it. It’s definitely from the raj era because it’s got that sort of cadence to it, like “tiffin” and “cushy” and “toddy”, “blighty” and “pukka”. Writing these all out in a row, it strikes me how childish they all sound too. So nations were colonized and their people oppressed and brutalized for hundreds of years by people using words that sound like they come from a nursery rhyme.
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I meant to link to your blog but somehow never got it done. Sorry. Good intentions. Roads and paving. You know how it goes.
Love your description of the colonizers. The only words on your list that I would have known linked to the raj were pukka and tiffin.
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Oh that’s no bother. I may have started the conversation with my usage in the comments section but then the discussion took on a life of its own. There are loads of raj era words in British English such as pajamas and bungalow that we don’t even think of as “foreign” any more – because British English colonises and purloins just as its empire builders once did.
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Pajamas and bungalow I knew about. And my great-grandmother (I’m told), who never really got her head around the English language,turned that last one into bunglehouse. For good reasons and bad, languages go from mouth to ear to brain, from nationality to nationality, and they change.
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I love bunglehouse! I so wish that was the actual word.
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I think it’s BeaDeM who wrote on her blog about English being a language that accepts new words easily as long as they follow rules we recognize (in other words, as long as we instinctively understand them). So maybe if we use it enough, it’ will be one.
Bunglehouse
Bunglehouse
Bunglehouse
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And a puppy- that’s a lot going on! I love the puppy stage- when it’s someone else’s puppy. Ours should theoretically be out of the puppy stage, however, that hasn’t stopped her from eating Christmas ornaments off the tree.
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The puppy–. How can I say this? If it had been up to me, I’d have timed it differently. But they do get older. As I keep reminding myself. Our tree this year is small and on a low table, so I think it’s small-dog proof. I’m not sure about the cat. He’s never seen one before. Wheee.
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I trust all is becoming tickety boo
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We’ve gotten as far as tickety and are still working on boo, thanks.
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I think that tickety boo, nearly extinct a bit back, was given a new lease of life as a result of being much used by the main character in the British sit com “One Foot in the Grave.” Eric Partridge’s dictionary of British slang says nothing about Scotland, but does mention Hindustani and Hindi possibilities. For me the most convincing is the Hindi “tikai babu” – “it’s all right sir.”
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Like so much of British popular culture, “One Foot in the Grave” must predate our move here. In fact, I never even heard of it. But it’s interesting that such a–am I going to say this? Yeah, I think I am–fussy-sounding phrase managed a revival. I don’t know a lot of people who use it, but the ones who do aren’t even remotely fussy or Bertie Woosterish.
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Leaving you time to moult…love this and how true! Many big changes for me in the beginning of the new year, I will definitely be moulting as well. Let’s hope the predators do not notice and pounce during my time of vulnerability…. and love your new furball addition (!)
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The furball is cute. He thinks so too.
Wishing you a happy and undisturbed moulting season.
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Many thanks.
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No problem at all!
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Your puppy is adorable! Love this as it takes me back to living over there so many moons ago.
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He’s very cute. And at the moment, very wet. Which is another thing about living here. Rain, showers, drizzle, mizzle…
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Take care. Have a wonderful Holiday!
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I’ve never heard of tickety boo (can I admit that without a Native snatching back my anglophile flag?), but loved how Danny Kaye cracked up Bing Crosby in “White Christmas.” And weren’t they sort of moulting boa feathers at one point in that movie? I don’t remember a puppy, but they did have horses. And lots of sappy staring into space. Which should be on everyone’s moulting checklist. That and hot toddies.
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The last time I watched a Danny Kaye film (and I can’t remember which one it was) I thought he had brilliant moments but in between them the film was completely forgettable. As was the one I saw before that, which I’ve also forgotten except for the brilliant moments. I haven’t seem White Christmas in decades, but if as a whole it holds up I’m glad to know he was in one film that was worthy of him.
I don’t think anyone’s coming for your flag, but if they do you now know the phrase so you get to snatch it back.
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